People are weird, pt. 1
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I would like to think that readers of Invisible Oranges come here for its actual content. However, a depressingly high proportion of search engine queries for this site are for (1) illegal album downloads (especially for the hardcore band Liferuiner), (2) female-fronted metal, and (3) Christian metal. At least there have been no searches yet for "full album download female-fronted Christian metal"!
These are the top 10 search engine queries to date leading here.
(10) sound of oranges
(9) can too many oranges turn your hair and nails orange?
(8) do oranges all get ripped at the same time
(7) where do oranges go?
(6) album cover with half an avocado drawn on it
(5) most metal ever blog
(4) metal is not horrible
(3) hard to find Christian blackened death metal
(2) "Black Metal" joke OR jokes
(1) Gaahl is he evil?
Photo by Lars Harald Kristiansen.
Labels: clee, features, people are weird
10 Comments:
I had no idea what your day job was...until now. You live in sunny Florida, and grow oranges, don't You?!?! I knew it! And you call that Metal!? Hardy-Har.
Number 6 is the best search...
I should post something like this. I get so many crazy-ass searches that lead to my site.
IO,
Yours is a great site and the more visits from bizarre searches, the merrier!
Gaahl's not evil, he's a marketing genius! He should've worked for Enron!
(5) most metal ever blog
(4) metal is not horrible
these two are really charming.
Hilarious. As if "hard to find Christian blackened death metal" isn't an oxymoron of some sort!? Ha, ha, ha...
And dude, you want depressing? Try looking at the stats of how long each visitor stays on your site. If it's over two minutes it's a fuckin' miracle. How can people even read a single entry in less than a minute-and-a-half? I guess it's all "Skim. Click. Skim. Click. Done. Next."
hard to find Christian blackened death metal"
Horde, I've been told.
I have to admit I do a fair amount of skimming for music but I can't understand the collector mentality of just grabbing as many MP3s as possible. If I like it I will go buy it (thanks to you and aversion BTW) but keeping every MP3 I ever DLed doesn't make sense.
You've exposed one of the hidden reasons to write a blog - the amazing entertainment value of the search terms data. My first query today: "Carl Canedy"
Today I had "fuck marathon." Good times!
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