3.6.08

Terrordrome - Vehement Convulsion

The annals of songs about cunnilingus - a pantheon that includes Madonna's "Where Life Begins," The Stone Roses' "Going Down," SWV's "Downtown," Foo Fighters' "All My Life," and, as one wag claimed, U2's "In God's Country" (or was that "I Still Have Not Found What I'm Looking For"?) (also, Ireland's national airline is called Aer Lingus) - have traditionally not included death metal. After all, it's hardly br00tal subject matter (hopefully). Yet here come Greece's Terrordome with "Festivity of Clitoris Licking"; for good measure, they add "No Oral Hesitations." These are indeed tasty jams, overflowing with juicy licks and fluid strokes...of drums. Perhaps the title Vehement Convulsion (Grindethic, 2008) actually makes sense.

Festivity of Clitoris Licking
No Oral Hesitations

I asked the band for a lyric sheet, but, sadly, they could not provide one. They did, however, state the following as their subject matter, in this exact order: "sex, love, porn, environmental awareness, human relations, war, gore, splatter, social/political problems, etc." The band also helpfully clarified about the abovementioned songs: "Yes, they are both [about] love and sex from a romantic and pornographic view, and it is all about pleasure. There is not splatter or murder [in] these 2 songs, in contrast to 'Infected Fornication,' where a murder happens after the guy realizes that the whore was infected with AIDS." You can't fool me, Terrordrome. You have your one br00tal song, but I know that deep down you're a bunch of caring, selfless softies.

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5 Comments:

Blogger Etan said...

Terrordrome have done an excellent job of capturing the rush of sticking yer head between your lover's thighs. Well done!

Also, don't forget Tori Amos' "Raspberry Swirl" in your list of oral sex-celebrating ditties.

11:44 AM  
Blogger Helm said...

I think the absolute anthem of oral sex (well... amongst other activities) is Carnivore's uh, "Carnivore"

The hunger I feel makes you a meal
Oh girl you sure taste sweet
By my hair pull me there guide me to your treat
spread your legs I'll seed your eggs oh, feel me deep

Lick me she begged she pulled
down my head, I love to eat pussy!
A taste so fine like sweet april wine
I won't trade for any money
Did you come? I eat and run!
I live for sodomy!


Really, how can this be ever topped.

10:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whats up with the login window that keeps popping up if I want to listen to the songs?

7:56 AM  
Anonymous Invisible Oranges said...

There is currently an issue with the site's server host which should hopefully be resolved soon - thanks for your patience!

6:03 PM  
Anonymous Dominik Hasek said...

And in the realm of classic rock, don't forget the Springsteen song unsubtly titled "I'm Goin' Down" off the _Born in the USA_ album.

2:25 PM  

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