People are weird, pt. 5
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I've concluded that the Internet makes one stupid. Metal forums make my brain spring leaks. Metal news sites assault my intelligence. Metal reviews are seemingly written by monkeys with typewriters and hammers. Is spell-checking or refraining from personal attacks so difficult? And metal's not the worst culprit. Political blogs - ugh.
Luckily, my site logs are good for bitter laughs. I am constantly annoyed, amused, and baffled by what people search for to get here. These are the latest classics. Humanity truly is doomed.
- will oranges in a sock leave bruises
- alien looking babies with a eye popping out pictures
- cindy wilson (the b-52's) weeping
- women becomes invisible while pantyhose remains
- how to invisible
- metal bands that are still together
- what do metalheads do
- jake bannon thinks he's jacob from the bible
- Go back to the cave where the rocks echo, and Nigel gets a vision of the battle helm. Can't make out what the voice in the vision is saying though
- having sex with erik rutan
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15 Comments:
VISION OF THE BATTLE HELM
*headbangs*
hehe always funny. Recently did my first such feature on my blog too, people are weird.
I would think having sex with Rutan would be fairly straightforward but it might warrant a google search after all.
I love how J3ff T. can draw the obituary 'Ob' from memory :D
Great post.Look forward to reading more on you blog.Thanks!
Sorry, pal, there's no way you're not making these up. I think you're entering these so called searches onto your blog so that in the event that a poor kid wonders what it is that metalheads do, they'll come here first. That's pretty much what happened with the hard/soft sponge search--you are now the first listed site on a google search!
You're being too serious about metal online! Comments on metal news sites are comedy goldmines and metal reviews are best when they're presented with a thin flimsy veneer of professionalism but exhibit a deep-seated misunderstanding of the genre of the album they're reviewing. I really like clueless people.
My imagination's good, but not that good. If people want to make this site the leading authority on hard and soft sponges, I won't stop them.
Why would anyone want to get Erik Rutan out of his oversized camo pants?
I bet sex with him was better when he 'n Trey were endorsed by the Necronomicon.
Thanks to personal experience with some really pissed off Ukrainian cops I can answer #10, No. No bruises, but you might piss blood for a day or two.
I have seen that question asked quite a few times, perhaps my next project should be about various ways of getting away with assault/abuse, with the traffic received I could survive on AdWords profits alone.
Sites like Blabbermouth are just ridiculous.....the user comments, anyways. It was funny to read for awhile, but then it was like, "do these guys REALLY say this stuff to people in real life?". I've never come across anyone as idiotic as they'd *like* to be, online. It seems almost just too calculated, too scripted at times.
It's weird....when I first started using the internet, I thought that it would be much more positive than it is/ was. There's a great portion of great people and everything, but I still think that it's not as supportive as I thought that it would be, from a Utopian point of view. "Elitist and implosive" would be the other words that i'd use to describe it at times....the internet, specific scenes in general. Metal, especially. I've met some of the coolest people that were metal fans, but the range is, I think, much wider between the quality people and the idiots than in any other genre of music.
Metalheads are just louder so the idiots stand out more.
A lot of the internet is an outlet for negativity, sadly. The worst is when people masquerade their emotional problems with attempts at humour because hey, humour is cool, right? People expect to be entertained on the internet at all times instead of expecting human communication, which is what I thought it would be about! Just a different aspect of consumerism...
Yeah, you're right, Helm. I think that it's easier to entertain with negativity, so the internet usually goes the easy route in that regard. Plus, without body language and facial expressions, it's often difficult to convey things that would be delivered with a deadpan or dry sense of humour....you know, something more subtle.
Best one yet.
having sex with erik rutan
This one might have been me.
And dude...you're the second google result for "alien looking babies with a eye popping out pictures."
roxy - LOL's all around. Many thanks.
I can't get over this one. My new favorite is the one stating that Jake Bannon believes he is actually Jacob "from the Bible." Is this a thing!?
I have never heard of such a thing.
Hi,
Great post.I think that it's easier to entertain with negativity, so the internet usually goes the easy route in that regard.
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