5.6.09

Maryland Deathfest '09

Homemade shirt
Photo by Skullgal

I am no fan of festivals, metal or otherwise. Large crowds annoy me. Expensive tickets annoy me. Dilettantism, which multiplicity encourages, annoys me. I prefer my experiences intense and intimate, not diluted and truncated. Yet Maryland Deathfest 2009 lured me with an eye-popping lineup, including Hail of Bullets, Mayhem, and Bolt Thrower, who last played the US 15 years ago. The festival was uplifting, if unintentionally through adversity. Being a metalhead requires work. MDF '09 certainly required work.

Asphyx - Vermin

The addition of an outdoor stage this year introduced a new element: the sun. The only time "sunlight" belongs with metal is with "Studio" after it. Any band that played in the sun had no vibe, as well as poor sound. Big acts sounded like mud outside, while inside the adjacent club, smaller acts sounded killer. (Misery Index and Withered had particularly vicious sound.) With temperatures reaching 90 degrees Fahrenheit, even shade was no refuge. Everyone clustered inside, competing for air. Rotten Sound got off to a blistering start, but I soon became lightheaded and had to step outside.

Despite the heat, metalheads did not flag in wearing black. (See the above killer handmade shirt.) Merch was one of the festival's most impressive aspects. Merch booths flanked the venue inside and outside; two rooms of merch tables lay inside, one thankfully fan-cooled. Festival-goers used these rooms for respite and socializing. Most people had selective schedules, often hand-scrawled on paper. See this band at this time, then that band afterwards. Take a break and leave the venue for food. Only the foolhardy would intake ten consecutive hours of grindcore and death metal.


Rotten Sound
Photo by Carmelo Española

Choosing one's battles and pacing oneself yielded rewards. Headliners Bolt Thrower delivered in spectacular fashion. This, ironically, was due to the un-spectacular-ness of their music. Amid such large spaces and iffy sound, anything technical or speedy lost impact past fifty feet. Thus, Cattle Decapitation and Pig Destroyer came off harmlessly. Immolation's blastbeats were inaudible. Bolt Thrower, however, played a ground game of mostly mid-paced eighth notes. Heads nodded and fists pumped to simple beats. The show felt like a down-tuned version of AC/DC. This rolled back over 20 years of technical advancements in death metal, but, hey, less is more.

The best example of such atavism was Asphyx. The Dutch death metallers somehow had brilliant sound outside. Guitars pumped out mammoth, if pedestrian, old-school death metal. The drummer was wobbly, a dangerous weakness for any metal band. Even so, Asphyx had the festival's best set. The sole reason was Martin van Drunen (interviewed here), who after seemingly 10 million years — his countenance seemed pickled from years of drinking, and his grey-streaked hair made him sort of a metal version of Gloria Steinem — still has one of metal's most lethal instruments: his voice. Low end is common in death growls, but van Drunen adds midrange bite on top. The result sounds like a large, wounded animal. Who cared if Asphyx's songs all sounded the same? I could have listened to van Drunen howl for hours.

Victories like this were plentiful, as were losses. (Atheist was the most unintentionally hilarious band I've ever seen. I have not laughed so hard in a while.) Recounting them is probably best left for war stories among witnesses. As time passes, details will fade. What's left is the overall feeling — being among metalheads, thousands of them, and eating, sleeping, and breathing metal for days. While in line for tickets, I saw some locals take pictures of metalheads, in a kind of reverse tourism. The metalhead in front of me said that in an alternate universe, metalheads would be normal, and squares would be freaks. For a few days, Maryland Deathfest was that universe.

- Cosmo Lee

See two other compelling accounts of MDF '09 here and here.

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14 Comments:

Blogger Jess Blumensheid said...

Ha, great! One day I'll make it there. I like festivals a lot. I don't go to enough. But I'm with you on outdoor stages. Metal sounds best kept inside.

5:45 AM  
Blogger Hiram said...

Did you know there is a German band (pretty dull beard metal, unfortunately) that named itself after Van Drunen? Check out their awesome t-shirt: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_SEnP7Ez1Pzk/SSr2Qe8tO1I/AAAAAAAAAnM/Ny_xD6RmPWM/s1600-h/van_drunen.jpg

And yes, we're very proud of MvD over here in Holland :) I saw Van Drunen with Hail of Bullets last week at Holland's own 'MDF', the Neurotic Deathfest in Tilburg, great show. New Asphyx is pretty solid too, on the verge of self-parody (it's called Death...The Brutal Way) but that's never really a problem in metal, right?

6:25 AM  
Blogger atanamar said...

I seriously considered going, but my last metal festival (Milwaukee Metal Fest 2000) was such a draining experience, I'm not sure I could ever do it again.
I'm intrigued by the unintended hilarity of Athiest. I'd love to hear more about that.

6:33 AM  
Blogger Asa said...

Man, I disagree. One, I love festivals. Two, the sound-- ESPECIALLY for Sonar, which, as somewhat of a regular attendendee, I can tell you is usually a pile of low-end mud, sliver-thin guitar and blurred vocals-- was just fine! I'm also bummed you found Atheist hilarious...one of my favorite bands ever, and good friends of mine. But to each his own.

It was killer meeting you, Cosmo.

8:56 AM  
Anonymous Invisible Oranges said...

Hiram, your country should put up an MVD statue somewhere. That is indeed a sweet shirt. It's official: beard metal is a genre.

atanamar, without going into gory details, Atheist were a mismatched collection of overly proficient musicians.

Asa, it was great meeting you as well. Good luck with your music.

12:20 PM  
Blogger Helm said...

Do go on detail about Atheist, I've seen them live a couple of years back and they devastated the universe.

12:36 PM  
Blogger atanamar said...

I read through the links you posted of alternate MDF experiences, and saw that the Austin Examiner article had a similar take on Atheist

I was looking forward to their North American tour in July with The Faceless, but now I'm not so sure...

1:28 PM  
Blogger loutibbs said...

i was there for the incredible saturday afternoon/evening outdoor lineup and would mostly agree with cosmo's assessment, although i think i was way more blown away by bolt thrower than he was.

i didn't enjoy atheist either. the best way i can explain it is this: it was as if bret michaels was fronting neuraxis: lots of technical wankery that didn't translate well live, topped off by a frontman with a david lee roth complex. not my cup of tea.

to be fair, however, i will say that the crowd was totally into them, and i heard lots of people talking about how great they thought atheist were. i felt like i was distinctly in the minority of people who didn't enjoy their set. i think it may just be that i'm a curmudgeon.

now, on to bolt thrower... when one waits nearly two decades to see a much-loved band for the first time, one of two things can happen: a) massive, soul-crushing disappointment (which frequently happens in my experience); or b) extreme euphoria followed by days of blissful reflection on the memory. fortunately for me, bolt thrower's show fell squarely into the latter category. perhaps it helped that they played every single song from the fantasy bolt thrower setlist i've been working on since college.

near the end of their set, a friend texted me to ask how they were. my response: "mind blown. can't speak. seriously, bits of brain everywhere." i guess it's a subjective thing, but i enjoyed that bolt thrower performance as much as any i've seen in the last 10 years.

2:03 PM  
Blogger ROXYMUZAK said...

It was like they booked a confused Atheist cover band instead of the real thing.

"Mountain Dew!!!!"

8:55 PM  
Blogger Averse Sefira said...

Sunday afternoon turned out to be a sneak attack of awesome, actually. Absu, Abscess, Aura Noir, Destroyer 666 then Bolt Thrower again? Unreal.

10:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that handmade shirt had to have been created by Wrath! who else has Advent Parallax tattooed on their arms?

12:50 AM  
Anonymous Invisible Oranges said...

The Bret Michaels comparison actually occurred to me, too. Shaefer's "I [HEART] BLOWJOBS" shirt didn't help, either.

1:27 AM  
Blogger ROXYMUZAK said...

Ews all around.

3:48 AM  
Anonymous bacon and blastbeats said...

"The metalhead in front of me said that in an alternate universe, metalheads would be normal, and squares would be freaks. For a few days, Maryland Deathfest was that universe."

Reminds me of the 4 days I spent at the youth hostel near the Sonar...friendly metalheads I met from all around the world, from different parts of the U.S.A., Canada, Europe, South America as well as this one girl from Japan, making pancakes, brewing coffee, sharing food, telling stories, doing laundry, singing karaoke, grocery shopping...yep, it definitely resembled that universe.

6:07 PM  

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