2.7.08

Pharaoh - Be Gone

by Cosmo Lee

Pharaoh's new record Be Gone is streaming in full on label Cruz Del Sur's MySpace until July 5. I soaked up the whole thing in one sitting. It deserves the accolades it's getting. I'm not normally a fan of power metal, but this record goes down smoothly - guitars, drums, the vocals of Tim Aymar (who sang for Chuck Schuldiner's Control Denied). A t-shirt scan above reveals Aymar saluting Death (natch), drummer Chris Black plugging his rock 'n' roll band Superchrist, and guitarist Matt Johnsen unexpectedly supporting Danish indie prog act Mew. Mew are a must-hear, with an awesomely helium-voiced singer in the '70s AOR tradition (Supertramp, Kansas, etc.). Johnsen's bio states that his heavy metal mantra is "Don't just listen to metal, but don't stop listening to metal!" Amen.

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13.6.08

RIP K.Angylus, The Angelic Process

Word has been trickling out - K.Angylus, of the husband-and-wife duo The Angelic Process, passed away in late April. No official cause of death has been announced. The final Angelic Process record was the mammoth Weighing Souls With Sand, which ironically was about coping with a spouse's death. Last year, Angylus suffered a hand injury which rendered him unable to play music, and The Angelic Process went on hold indefinitely in October.

Million Year Summer

I will always associate Weighing with sickness, for different reasons. Last year I visited some friends in Texas, one of whom suffered acute food poisoning. He was retching his soul out next door, and I was trying to sleep. I put on Weighing in my headphones, turned up the volume, and was immediately bathed in a surreal, electric world in which My Bloody Valentine morphed into Neurosis. Weighing is, in a good way, one of the most grotesque-sounding records I've ever heard. It's compressed beyond belief and the guitars seemingly come from a volcano. Drums strain to punch through the din; Angylus' voice fights for its life. Few swan songs have been so passionate.

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6.6.08

People are weird, pt. 3

While the site wrestles with audio-related server issues, let's talk about metal. One of the best aspects of doing this site is seeing the incoming Google searches. I am always amused at how people type complete sentences into Google instead of Boolean searches. These queries are little windows into people's ids. After all, searching is an act of desire. Sometimes I wish I could reply to these seekers of truth, love, or "the longest officially documented human penis" (an actual search leading here). I do so below with 10 recent favorites.

10.
how do I wear Vietnam metals

With mixed emotions.

9.
why was metallica so successful

Cliff Burton.

8.
what questions to ask when interviewing metal bands

If, when, why, what?
How much have you got?
Have you got it, do you get it, if so, how often?

7.
is job for a cowboy satanic

Only in the fact of their existence.

6.
barney is a satanic song?

Was there ever any doubt?

5.
Does Coldplay have satanic lyrics to their songs?

Ask Apple.

4.
random thoughts in military camouflage

Random, indeed.

3.
grammer = do you have to captalize types of music

America's educational system = fucked.

2.
you dirt sheep fucker pee wee

Someone really has it in for Pee Wee.

1.
girls metal mp3

Some of life's finest things, or at least two of three.

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5.6.08

The 1st ever global conference on metal

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"Heavy Fundametalisms: Music, Metal & Politics," the first ever global conference on metal, will take place in Salzburg, Austria from November 3-5, 2008. Full details and the call for papers are here. One need not be an academic to present, although such affiliation would likely help defray travel/lodging/registration expenses. All papers accepted for the conference are eligible for ISBN-numbered electronic publication, with some selected for hardback publication. 300-word abstracts are due by Friday, June 13, 2008. The conference is accepting submissions on any of the following themes:

Heavy metal and:

- Origins, Definition and History
- Genres and classification. Classical music/Opera
- Culture - Subculture - Underground - Popular Culture - Fans
- Religion - anti religion - Evil - Satanism
- Politics - Nationalism - the apolitical - Fascism
- Imagery - Iconography - Aesthetics
- Art - Design - Fashion - Performance - Theatre - Sleeve Art
- Gender Issues - Misogyny - Homo sociality - Masculinities - Deviant Sexualities
- Monsters - Madness
- Philosophical themes: Existentialism - Nihilism - Hedonism - Ethics
- Literature - Cinema - Documentaries - Soundtracks - Horror - Gothic - Anime - Cartoons
- Fashion

I must confess I have no love for Salzburg (apologies to any readers who are Salzburgers). The one time I visited, it seemed that the entire town was a Mozart and Sound of Music-themed tourist trap. (The profusion of Mozart-shaped chocolates sent me over the edge.) Salzburg has lovely geography, however (click above to enlarge), as well as a top-shelf (literally, as in clifftop) modern art museum.

Thanks to Keith Kahn-Harris for the tip.

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4.6.08

Foscor - I Tornà de les Cendres

Catalan black metallers Foscor have released a video for "I Tornà de les Cendres", from their album The Smile of the Sad Ones, which I wrote about here. The video takes place in a spa in Catalonia called the Balneari de la Puda (built in 1870, abandoned in 1958). Its atmosphere is thick like caked blood. A girl wanders the halls of the decaying complex, encountering shadowy figures - or is it all in her head? The prostrate poses and old world vibe recall Morbid Angel's video for "God of Emptiness". The colors match the music: gritty, duskily beautiful. It's refreshing to see black metal sans panda paint. I'm a big fan of Foscor, and wonder why they aren't huge.

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26.5.08

Dio - Rainbow in the Dark

Yesterday marked the 25th anniversary of Dio's first solo record, Holy Diver. The title track has made inroads into popular culture (South Park, the Judgment Night soundtrack, Killswitch Engage's cover and its ridiculous video), but "Rainbow in the Dark" inspires more love, even though no one really knows what it's about. People have tried to parse it (attempt #1, attempt #2); the most cogent explanation seems to be Dio's feeling of alienation after leaving Black Sabbath and/or Rainbow.

The song's video is beyond explanation, though. A creepy man follows a woman into a Soho sex shop, whereupon he is repelled by a ferociously youthful Vivian Campbell. Bassist Jimmy Bain joins Campbell in the street, while their boss lip syncs on some rooftop. It's all quite baffling. Evidently, Dio is not fond of the song - it's the poppy aberration on Holy Diver - but he is in the minority. "Rainbow in the Dark" has the second greatest synth hook of all time (#1 and #3 would be Europe's "The Final Countdown" and Usher's "Yeah!"); it and Dio's purple boots are beyond reproach.

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23.5.08

RIP Cursed

Bad news from Canada's Cursed. Say it ain't so, Joe.

Yeah, you heard. Apparently, it gets even worse. That's all I know or even want to know for now. We got robbed at the very end of tour in a totally unreal, extremely sketchy series of events that still makes no sense at all, only leads to paranoia, anger and a total loss of faith. Passports, money, all the costs of the tour. Either way, whoever did it, it was a bullet in the head, the end of the line. A sudden and totally fucked up way for it to end, which I know will be fitting when I look back on it. All we could do was play the show, badly, and go our ways with whatever money we could muster. I hitched a ride back to Prague with Tomas. Since I can't do a fucking thing about it, I'm going to hang out with my girl, and friends, stare at some Czech mountains and try not to think about it. Needless to say, all outstanding plans are off. All this shit aside, thanks to everyone that helped out and travelled from all over for the shows on this tour, all the kids and bands we played and stayed with. Minus a few fucked up shows, it was probably the best tour we ever had. Thanks everyone for your good wishes. I'll elaborate when I'm home next week, for now - yes it's true, and yes it's over.

Heartbreaking to hear from a band that meant what they said, whose sound roared their name. III: Architects of Troubled Sleep (Goodfellow, 2008) was that rare record I was afraid to review. Words couldn't do it justice. How do you review storm clouds and dirt clods? Part me of wants Cursed to live on. The other part wants them to honor their own words in "Antihero Resuscitator": "All my antiheroes are dead, gone to far-off beds / And I got orders – Do Not Resuscitate / Leave them in the ground, we’ve got our own frustrations." May you find the peace you never had.

Antihero Resuscitator

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7.5.08

Metal Mixtape: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
Australian album cover

AC/DC's "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" has taken up literally hours of my life. It's strange for a single - the breathing sounds on beats 2 and 4, rare singing by Malcolm Young, ridiculous lyrics about being a contract killer. When I tracked down covers of the song, I discovered that AC/DC tribute records are a huge cottage industry. (See here for an exhaustingly exhaustive list.) I have not included every cover of "Dirty Deeds" below, as there are far too many mediocre rock versions. Instead, I've highlighted some of the coolest, strangest, and worst covers. First, the original for reference.

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (AC/DC)

Bay Area thrashers Exodus covered the song as a bonus track on 2004's Tempo of the Damned. It's a surprisingly good fit; Steve "Zetro" Souza's sneer slots in nicely between Bon Scott's and Brian Johnson's. Trixter's version is as bad as you'd expect. It comes from the Undercovers collection, which also takes on Nine Inch Nails' "Terrible Lie" and the Beastie Boys' "(You Gotta) Fight for Your Right (To Party)." I have not dared to go there.

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (Exodus)
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (Trixter)

Oddly, two women have covered this song. Interestingly, both are avowed/alleged lesbians. (Note how each alters the line "For a fee, I'm happy to be your back door man.") Girl group icon Lesley Gore ("It's my party and I'll cry if I want to") does a rather bubbly version. It appears on the compilation When Pigs Fly: Songs You Never Thought You'd Hear, which includes, among other things, a duet by Ani DiFranco and Jackie Chan on Nat King Cole's "Unforgettable." Joan Jett's cover kept me awake many nights during my adolescence. It's hands down the best cover of "Dirty Deeds," amplifying the menace of the original with over-the-top reverb, keyboards, and a friggin' sax solo. That vocal melisma at 2:47 is so hott.

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (Lesley Gore)
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (Joan Jett)

Even more oddly, "Dirty Deeds" has yielded not one but two bluegrass versions. The first, from the Back in Bluegrass tribute, is a yawn. However, Hayseed Dixie's cover on A Hillbilly Tribute to AC/DC is a barnburner. (The rest of the album is worth a listen; "Hells Bells" translates surprisingly well to bluegrass.) I've also included an acoustic version from If You Want Strum, You've Got It. (Tribute album titles kill me.) It's a coffeehouse rendition that bowdlerizes the third line to "You want to graduate, but not this bad." Lame!

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (Back in Bluegrass)
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (Hayseed Dixie)
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (Acoustic)

"Dirty Deeds" has also inspired a fair bit of schmaltz. A recent cover on Lullaby Renditions of AC/DC (from the Rockabye Baby! series that includes infant-appropriate versions of Tool, The Ramones, and Metallica) hides the melodies in a miasma of flatted and sharped thirds. On the other hand, a holiday version on Hell's Bells of Christmas is straightforward. The as-advertised cover on The Rock-A-Billy Tribute to AC/DC is enjoyably bouncy.

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (Rockabye Baby!)
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (Christmas version)
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (Rockabilly version)

Electronics and "Dirty Deeds" don't mix well. Buddha Lounge Renditions of AC/DC has a bhangra-style take that isn't too far from the "Macarena." 16 Volt turn in an industrial metal atrocity that so wants to be Nine Inch Nails. Even worse is the cover on 2005's Hip-Hop Tribute to AC/DC. It's just the song with the lyrics poorly rapped. Who greenlighted it???

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (Buddha Lounge)
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (16 Volt)
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (Hip-hop version)

Finally, parodies. Seattle radio personality Bob Rivers did a lovely piss-take called "Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep." Queercore icons Pansy Division didn't cover the song, but they spoofed the album's artwork on their Dirty Queers Don't Come Cheap 7".

Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep (Bob Rivers)



If you've gotten this far, you might as well download the whole shebang. You know you want to hear 54 minutes of "Dirty Deeds."

Metal Mixtape - Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap [79.0MB .zip]

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25.4.08

Metal hockey fight songs

Illustration by Dan O'Connor
For the glorious full-size original, click on the image

I love metal; I love hockey. The two should go together, right? Well, maybe. Darkest Hour recently threw together a fight song for the Washington Capitals that makes Ministry's for the Blackhawks sound like "Bohemian Rhapsody." Even for a fight song, it's moronic. Rehashed At the Gates riffs with unbearably repetitive chanting? Let's hope it's a one-timer. Pantera didn't do much better with "Punk-Off," their Dallas Stars fight song. But that rhythm section! The "Cowboys from Hell" quote is cute, too. In punk, The Boils made an EP devoted to the Flyers, and there's the Bruins-fonted Slapshot (though to my knowledge, they never made a Bruins-centric song). Someone get a metal fight song for the Atlanta Thrashers, stat!

Pantera - Punk-Off (Dallas Stars fight song)

In minor league hockey, Unearth recently wrote a fight song for the San Antonio Rampage. You can hear it here. Andrew W.K. also did a ditty for the Arizona Sundogs; see here.

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21.4.08

Trapped in a 13th Floor Elevator

On October 15, 1999, starting at 11 pm, Nicholas White was trapped in an elevator for 41 hours. Although a surveillance camera captured this, security guards didn't notice. Above is footage of the entire time, greatly sped up. You see White fiddle with the buttons, try to escape out the top, and examine the contents of his wallet to kill time. His situation is Kafka-esque, most so when he opens the doors, only to be greeted by a wall. Sadly and understandably, he cracked from the experience. I highly recommend reading the full story at the New Yorker. You will learn a lot about elevators.

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4.4.08

Ministry - Keys to the City, Cover Up

Ministry @ Lollapalooza '92

Though Ministry aren't in Chicago anymore, they - or at least head minister Al Jourgensen - still retain ties to the city. Jourgensen is a Blackhawks fanatic and friends with the team owner's son. He retooled a shelved song in red, white, and black, and gifted it to the team. As a Ministry song, "Keys to the City" is crap; as a hockey theme song, it's gold. It's basically an improvement on Gary Glitter's "Rock and Roll Part 2," the most annoying sports anthem ever. You can buy it on iTunes, or stream it (and read its cheesy lyrics) here.

Black Betty (Ministry)
Black Betty (Ram Jam)

At Pitchfork, I've reviewed Ministry's new covers collection, Cover Up. It's mostly revved-up '70s classics, and it's a hoot. The thrash-ified traditional song "Black Betty" well suits Jourgensen's bluesy vocals. (For other covers of "Black Betty," including a beaut by Tom Jones, go here.) Ministry's arrangement builds on Ram Jam's 1977 version, featuring the world's loudest hi-hat and lovely Allman Brothers harmonies at 2:49. These covers are a good excuse to revisit their originals, which come from a time when drums sounded like drums and bands sounded like bands. No over-compression, no Pro Tools; even on MP3, these jams sound better than any CD made today.

Ministry - Cover Up (song originals) [55.4MB .zip]

1. The Rolling Stones - Under My Thumb
2. T.Rex - Bang a Gong (Get It On)
3. Golden Earring - Radar Love
4. Deep Purple - Space Truckin'
5. Ram Jam - Black Betty
6. Mountain - Mississippi Queen
7. ZZ Top - Just Got Paid
8. The Doors - Roadhouse Blues
9. Black Sabbath - Supernaut
10. Bob Dylan - Lay Lady Lay
11. Louis Armstrong - What a Wonderful World

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28.3.08

Why do metalheads wear camo?

Taking things too far

Why do metalheads wear camo? The short answer, of course, is to connote aggression. (Also, perhaps it "looks cool.") But how?

Deena Weinstein discusses metal pants in Heavy Metal: The Music and Its Culture. But since its scope is mostly '70s and '80s, it only deals with bell-bottoms, leather, spandex, and jeans. It doesn't mention camo, which I first saw in metal on Sepultura (see the video for 1991's "Arise"). Did metalheads wear camo before then?

That's probably a boneheaded question, but back then I just didn't notice these things. There was definitely a jeans era (thrash) and, to some extent, a sweatpants one (death metal). But now camo has become so institutionalized that there's a brand of metal clothing, Northern Tribe, dedicated to it. They have a line that's straight-up camo, and another that's more subtly military-style, i.e., the cargo pants you'll see on, say, Erik Rutan. I don't recall seeing cargo pants in metal until the late '90s/early '00s; were they around before then?

Interestingly, military camo is supposed to conceal, while civilian camo is meant to stand out. When I lived in Berlin, there was a brief camo fad in fall 2006. Everyone wore camo - men, women, teenagers, grandmothers, even babies. It seemed like the entire population was at war. I saw some hideous combinations, like purple camo tops with green camo bottoms. (I've also seen camo pants with heels in Los Angeles - but then again, that's Los Angeles.)

Metal gear?

It's also interesting how different subcultures wear camo - punk, reggae, hip hop. Mobb Deep and Wu-Tang Clan have both rocked fatigues. For how much some metalheads hate hip hop, it's ironic that half their outfits often look the same.

Does civilian use of camo subvert its military meaning? According to Wikipedia, military camouflage in civilian fashion started with the French in World War I. The first camouflage patterns were handmade by artists; the article notes "the disparate sympathies of the two cultures." Evidently, some Vietnam war protesters wore camo. To me, it seems odd to wear the garb of your enemy, but maybe it's a form of satire or co-opting. (Gays commandeering the insult "queer" comes to mind.) What are metalheads saying when they wear camo?

On one hand, metal has an anti-war contingent ("War Pigs," grindcore); on the other hand, there's "war metal." The latter isn't as obvious as it seems. Sure, metal is militant music (and I've copiously exploited military metaphors in reviews). But militant aesthetics do not automatically equal militant values. War is the status quo. If metal were truly rebellious, it would be anti-war. Metalheads spend much time worrying about which bands' t-shirts they wear. They stand for something above the belt - but what about below it?

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11.3.08

Dirtbag tour of the year

In the dirtbag tour of the year, Kylesa are hitting the road with The Ocean, Lair of the Minotaur, and Withered. (I think I grew chest hair just typing that.) These stars will only align for a few dates - see below. However, they're also touring separately or in smaller combinations; for schedules, click the MySpace links above. LotM and Withered have new records out in late March and June, respectively.

Kylesa - Hollow Severer
The Ocean - Neoarchaean
Lair of the Minotaur - Behead the Gorgon
Withered - Fear and Pain that Cripples Me


Kylesa on tour

5/22 Raleigh, NC – Volume 11 (with Withered)
5/23 Philadelphia, PA – Millcreek Tavern (with Disfear, Thrones)

(with The Ocean, Lair of the Minotaur, Withered)

5/24 Boston, MA – Church of Boston
5/25 Wallingford, CT – Cherry Street Station
5/26 New York, NY – Knitting Factory
5/27 Cleveland, OH – Peabody's
5/28 Chicago, IL – Reggie’s Rock Club
5/29 Covington, KY – Mad Hatter
5/30 Charlotte, NC – Tremont Music Hall
5/31 Atlanta, GA – The Masquerade

(with The Ocean, Lair of the Minotaur)

6/01 Orlando, FL – Back Booth
6/02 Tampa, FL – Brass Mug
6/03 Tallahassee, FL – The Beta Bar

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10.3.08

Metal Mixtape: World's Shortest Mixtape

I made this mixtape last year for a friend. However, it's so fun that I couldn't not share: 5 minutes, 15 songs. It goes by like a blink, albeit a brutal one (see also the world's shortest music video, Brutal Truth's "Collateral Damage"). Technically, this probably isn't the world's shortest mixtape. But it goes down easier than, say, 30 iterations of Napalm Death's "You Suffer" (back in the cassette days, I knew people who made entire mixtapes of songs repeated over and over again). Sequenced and volume normalized for your enjoyment ~

World's Shortest Mixtape [11.2MB .zip]

1. Leng Tch'e - The Meaning of Life
2. Agoraphobic Nosebleed - Homophobic Assbleed
3. Phobia - Yankee Swine
4. They Might Be Giants - Minimum Wage
5. Genocide Superstars - It's Time to Die (U Scum)
6. Nasum - Rens
7. The Mae Shi - Revelation Six
8. Discordance Axis - Walls
9. Painkiller - Trailmarker
10. Strong Bad - You've Got an Ugly & Stupid Butt
11. Pig Destroyer - Song of Filth
12. Benümb - Gutted Out, Spit On
13. Napalm Death - You Suffer
14. Ghostface Killah - Major Operation (Skit)
15. Tusk - Blood

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28.2.08

Black Metal, Death Metal, Heavy Metal

Some people capitalize certain metal subgenres: Black Metal, Death Metal, Heavy Metal. These are strictly internal designations. Non-metalheads would have no reason to use them.

Capitalization implies three things. The first is reverence. Majuscules elevate words beyond mere common nouns - hence, capitalized Biblical pronouns. The second is definition, or more strongly, demarcation. "Black Metal" implies that there is a finite thing (Thing?) called "Black Metal." The word gains a corpus. The third, which flows from the second, is exclusion. "Black Metal" implies that there are things that aren't "Black Metal."

I'm trying to understand why people use such capitalization. Other genres don't do this. One doesn't see Techno or Jazz, or subgenrewise, Minimal or Bebop. Even in metal, one doesn't see Grindcore or Thrash Metal. Why are black metal, death metal, and heavy metal special? Is capitalization insufferably pompous?

Perhaps I can understand the reverence. I don't subscribe to it, though. I have problems capitalizing deities that supposedly created the universe. Western music forms that arose in the last few decades hardly constitute religions to me.

Still, "Black Metal," "Death Metal," and "Heavy Metal," as they've been used, evoke concrete things. Black metal obviously has religious/anti-religious elements. I'm not surprised that modern-day people who wear hooded robes want to capitalize things. "Death Metal" is more specific than "death metal." The caps carry atmosphere, old-school connotations. Nominon is "Death Metal," but Cryptopsy is probably only "death metal." "Heavy Metal" is likewise. Manilla Road is "Heavy Metal" - but is Blaze Bayley-era Iron Maiden?

What makes things Black Metal, Death Metal, and Heavy Metal?

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25.2.08

The world is ending, pt. 1

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20.2.08

Modern Life Is War: 2002 - 2008

Yesterday I awoke to the sad news that Modern Life Is War is breaking up. I've spilled much ink on MLIW - here and here - so I won't spill much more now. Suffice it to say that MLIW was one of the few bands that have meant anything to me.

We are, we are, we are unbreakable...

Destination: Death or Better Days (from Modern Life Is War)
John and Jimmy (from Witness)
Humble Streets (from Midnight in America)

Of my three favorite lyricists of all time, Lance Hahn recently passed away (RIP), and now Jeffrey Eaton is checking out (leaving Suzanne Vega to carry on the good fight). The mighty Allegiance is also calling it quits, playing a final show at legendary 924 Gilman on 29/2/08. Why must the good die young?

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5.2.08

People are weird, pt. 2

What's not to like?

When I reviewed Graf Orlock last year, I described the "facehugger" as "the baby lifeform in Aliens that's basically a combination of vagina and spider crab." Little did I know that this sentence would unleash a deluge of Google Image search queries, continuing to this day, that included every possible combination of the words "baby," "spider," "alien(s)," and "crab(s)" in conjunction with "vagina." This site's hits are going up, but they're mostly just perverts.

Other search query trends are more meaningful (and depressing). One month last year, people (none older than 20, probably) were furiously and frequently searching for Job for a Cowboy's logo font. The next month, people badly wanted to download Soilwork's album from torrents. Other trends: seeking advice on windmill headbanging, the beginning and ending of Resident Evil: Extinction, and image searches for Joe Satriani's hair and "bloody people."

These are the top 10 search engine queries leading here since the last such installment.

(10) masterbation with oranges
(9) scary shit mp3 or wav soundbites
(8) happy metal mp3
(7) Download iron maiden mp3 songs absolutely free (no payment)
(6) hellenic penis
(5) HEADBANGING LITTLE GIRL
(4) PORTAL OUTRE REVIEW for hardened listeners
(3) RESIDENT EVIL EXTINCTION BLACK PEOPLE DIE
(2) do women like metalheads
(1) do girls like metalheads

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28.1.08

Metal Mixtape: 1993 - Packaged Rebellion

In this month's Decibel (#40, Dethklok cover), I've written the "Will Consider Trades" column, which constructs a hypothetical mixtape from a chosen year. Reading about a mixtape one can't hear isn't much fun, so here is the actual "mixtape," sequenced and volume-normalized for your enjoyment. (Funny how "mixtape" still has a certain cachet; "mix CD" isn't as cool, and the rather lame "playlist" is where we are now.) The year is 1993, when I graduated from high school. This tape is a snapshot of what I was listening to then; some tunes made it onto actual mixtapes, probably for my then- (and long-suffering) girlfriend, the heroine of the column.

1993 - Packaged Rebellion [95.7MB .zip]

1. Clutch - A Shogun Named Marcus
2. Fugazi - Public Witness Program
3. Danzig - It's Coming Down
4. Entombed - Full of Hell
5. Sepultura - We Who Are Not as Others
6. Morbid Angel - God of Emptiness
7. Death - Trapped in a Corner
8. Carcass - Death Certificate
9. Disincarnate - Monarch of the Sleeping Marches
10. Anthrax - Room for One More
11. Helmet & House of Pain - Just Another Victim
12. Fear Factory - Self Immolation (Vein Tap Mix)
13. KMFDM - A Drug Against War

Through the years, my CD collection has undergone tremendous flux, so now I own remastered editions of some of these records. Though these editions often have cool liner notes and extras, the majority of them sound worse than their originals. Records acquire their mystique for what they are; to alter their sound is to alter the chemistry, however flawed, that yielded the mystique. Remastering these days usually consists of brickwall compression, which is almost always unnecessary. Carcass had a major label budget for "Death Certificate," but jeezus, was the production this punchy and Killswitch Engage-like? Compiling these tunes makes me want to seek out original, unremastered copies of their albums.

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25.1.08

Members of Carcass, in order of beauty

Found, on the MySpace blog of Emily, 27, from Knoxville, TN.

The members of Carcass in order of beauty, from most beautiful to most gnarly:

1. Steer. <3<3<3<3<3
2. Ken Owen. Lookin' good, dude! Even after being in a coma for a year, or whatever.
3. Michael Amott (bonus for most graceful aging).
4. Walker (I love you but I don't love your face. I have always liked your hair, if it is any consolation.)

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21.1.08

Top 10 Most Anticipated Records 2008

Not 3 Doors Down

The biggies are pretty much set - Meshuggah, Opeth, Immortal, J2 (Jarboe/Justin Broadrick), and so on. Nachtmystium will not "sell out" on their Century Media debut. Critics will once again slobber all over Mastodon, if/when a new record comes out. Guitar Hero-playing non-metalheads will be spotted in record store metal sections, asking for Dragonforce. The music industry is so predictable. Every once in a while, though, it yields actual good music. I'm stoked - or at least morbidly curious - about these upcoming releases.

Burst - ?

2003's Prey on Life is one of my all-time favorite metal records. 2005's Origo was actually probably better, but suffered from over-compressed mastering that rendered it a very loud pancake. In a perfect world, Burst would be the one metal band hipsters know.

Deicide - 'Till Death Do Us Part

The Stench of Redemption ruled. That was because the Hoffman brothers were out and Jack Owen and Ralph Santolla were in. Now Santolla is out - but he's still playing on this record. Thank heavens/hells for oppressive contractual obligations! The last Deicide record with Santolla's shredding promises to overachieve once again.

Ephel Duath - Through My Dog's Eyes

Does anyone else besides me care about Ephel Duath? Believe it or not, Italy has more to offer than hot women and symphonic power metal. These guys are crazy. Plus, Marco Minneman is drumming on this record! If you don't know Ephel Duath, head straight to Pain Necessary to Know, then thank me afterwards.

Hate Eternal - Fury and Flames

I love how Erik Rutan only talks in exclamation points. In Decibel's NFL preview, he somehow managed to cast his Eagles prediction in epic, Bolt Thrower-esque terms. For Victory! Hate Eternal represents superhuman, Werner Herzog-esque effort. Plus, they now have a drummer named Jade. But I think it's a dude.

Irons - ?

Jacob Bannon AND Stephen Kasner AND Dwid from Integrity??? I have no idea what these guys will come up with, but I guarantee that the artwork will RULE. Look out also for Bannon's solo record, unsurprisingly titled Wear Your Wounds.

Judas Priest - Nostradamus

Rob Halford will turn 57 this year, and he's still slaying pretenders 1/3 his age. Angel of Retribution was damn solid, so I expect more of the same - twin guitar goodness, horrible lyrics, and the best banshee wails ever to emanate from a non-female mammal.

Katatonia - ?

3 Doors Down's "Citizen Soldier" is disturbing in many ways. First, it's 3 Doors Down. Second, the song's video is an ad for the US National Guard. Third, they play the video in movie theaters before previews. Fourth, and most chilling of all - it kind of sounds like later Katatonia. Please, please, Renkse and co., wash this foul taste away!

Misery Signals - ?

Metalcore doesn't have to suck! Nor does it have to have good cop/bad cop vocals or one-note breakdowns with a pick squeal thrown in! 2006's Mirrors is a tough act to follow. I eagerly await more emotive, spiraling guitars that make me well up inside, only before I straighten up and pretend that I'm some tough metal dude.

Nasum - Doombringer

A live show from the final year of perhaps the best grindcore band ever. RIP, Mieszko Talarczyk. Someday I will learn to spell your name without searching on Google, but you are still heart and soul to me.

Testament - Formation of Damnation

It's about freakin' time! I am so sick of Testament's endless greatest hits compilations and crappy live discs (interesting, though, that Prosthetic is reissuing Demonic (boo!) and The Gathering (yay!)). Eric Peterson is an amazing rhythm guitarist, and Chuck Billy is one of my top three metal vocalists of all time. But that title, eesh...


Pretty stoked


Cynic - ?

Supposedly Paul Masvidal and Sean Reinert have an album's worth of new Cynic material written. I'll know it when I see it. Their Coldplay-meets-Pink Floyd Aeon Spoke project is pleasant, though cause for concern Cynic-ally.

Earth - The Bees Made Honey in the Lion's Skull

Sadly, this album has already leaked. I haven't heard it, though, as I want to see/hear the finished package. People are dogging on Dylan Carlson's recent pastoral direction, but I'm digging it mightily. There's something quite Zen about it. I bet the artwork will be good, too.

Gridlink - Amber Gray

Jon Chang from Discordance Axis! 11 tracks, 13.5 minutes, likely grindtastic. Hydra Head is putting this out. Thus, the real question is, will it come in a DVD case like the Discordance Axis releases?


Morbidly curious


Cavalera Conspiracy - Inflikted

That nu-metal-esque misspelled title does not bode well. Actually, this might be decent. In fact, I bet it'll sound exactly like Soulfly. First, Marc Rizzo is in the lineup, and he's what saved Soulfly from sucking. Second, Iggor Cavalera is back after moonlighting as a DJ and adding an extra "g" to his name. Soulfly was/is filled with drummers biting Ig(g)or's beats in Sepultura, so Max did the right thing by returning to the original herbs and spices.

Cryptopsy -?

Not only do Cryptopsy not have Lord Worm anymore, they also now have a Hot Topic model-looking woman on keyboards. This is so wrong. Who do they think they are, Bleeding Through?

Metallica - ?

To go from the first four records to St. Anger is quite a feat, but Metallica somehow did it. In this case, I don't envy Rick Rubin's job.

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11.1.08

Why is metal still ignored by the mainstream?

David McNamee of UK newspaper The Guardian wrote a recent article entitled, "Why is metal still ignored by the mainstream?" Seemingly a tautological question, but McNamee is merely wondering why, if metal is getting more mainstream press coverage now, it isn't making it into year-end lists. Perhaps a valid inquiry, but my opinion is that lists are bollocks, and so are those who rely on them.

However, if you have several minutes to spare, wade through the article's comments. They illuminate still-benighted popular attitudes about metal (shades of Deena Weinstein's sociology book Heavy Metal: The Music and Its Culture). I've excerpted some of the comments and arranged them below by theme. I will let them speak for themselves, with only these rejoinders: (1) the equation of artistic aggression with emotional angst is a specious argument; (2) so is the stereotyping of metal as masculine.

I would argue that black metal is metal's feminine side (more so than goth metal, which is often just another venue for female objectification), and that it was a subconscious response to the hypermasculinity of the previous dominant paradigm, death metal. The first time I heard black metal, I thought I was hearing witches. Perhaps there's some gender play at work, too, what with all the makeup and anorexic physiques (e.g., corn-fed Texas death metallers vs. malnourished black metal misanthropes).

GENERAL

Metal is unique among musical genres in having no redeeming features whatsoever. Taken from a strictly musicological point of view, it exhibits a total lack of creativity, inspiration and intelligence. There's no such thing as a good Metal album. - richardrj

I am no snob, just not impressed by angry men in massive jeans. - JEFFWISDOM

POPULARITY

What charts is the poppy end of the scale, tunes with melodies, easily recognisable and simplistic, repetitive melodies, lyrics and concepts which your average, not particularly fussed, music fan can understand. The last time metal had these features was in the 80s with Cock Rock, and I personally thought Cinderella, Warrant, Poison and the like were awful. - MetalMalcolm

[I]t's perverse to expect mainstream popularity for a genre which prides itself on not moving even an inch in the direction of mainstream popularity. I am a big fan of Steve Reich and Gyorgy Ligeti, but I don't whinge when they fail to make the Classic FM Top Fifty *again*. - DanielDavies

EXCLUSION

Ever talked to your average metal fan, ie, generally a male between the ages of 14-24? He doesn't WANT you to like metal. He doesn't want YOU to be part of his exclusive club. If you did recognise metal and embrace it, he would move onto something else, like Finnish Choir singers or something. - Pumpkinsboy

You do realise that you can replace the word metal with indie, with punk, with dance - and there'd be a lot of people that'd recognise this type of person. - TerminalDecline, responding to Pumpkinsboy

I've always found, the more extreme the music, the more blinkered the fan. - Owlyross

INCLUSION

Some of Alice Cooper's early songs were great but I heard a recent live album of his and it was ruined by metal treatment with endless 'shredding' metal guitar wankery by guest guitarists. I was puzzled by Peel playing death metal too. Can anyone's church be that broad? - sooterkin

I think that the problem metal has is that most of its critics focus on a rather cartoony version of it, or at the least a somewhat outdated idea of what constitutes metal. As others have pointed out, metal is rather a broad church and encompasses many different variants - someone who likes, say, Jesu may utterly despise Poison but critics seem to lump them all together. - pizzadeliveryninja

CRITICS

The fact is this: amongst certain music journalists (I'm thinking a lot of the broadsheet/mainstream writers) the visceral power of metal doesn't appeal. Not to be ageist, but a lot of middle aged people just don't like that sort of aural punishment, and prefer something lighter. - cowpat

I'm not particularly bemoaning the absence of metal in these lists, [like] some have commented, I'm just curious firstly as to why mainstream media interest in metal really flared up this year, and secondly why this supernova interest was not made 'official' in the end of year reviews. - davidmcnamee

Could it just be that people who get jobs as music critics just don't like metal? - jforbes

LYRICS

Every review I read in mainstream music press focuses at some point on the lyrics. It's one of the key reasons everyone like the Arctic Monkeys for example. Metal often isn't about lyrics as such. I don't know the words to many of my favourite metal songs and I don't much care as it's not what I like about them. The focus for me is on the music itself. You'll find that a lot of metal fans are musicians themselves and hence have more of an ear for what's going on underneath the lyrics. - liquidcow

liquidcow...Your point about lyrics is well made. When I was listening to metal earlier this year, the lyrics were a real stumbling block. I made the mistake of looking at the lyric book to Blood Mountain. And, oh dear. - MHann

Who would look to the Guardian to discover new music? Or the NME? The "*insert genre here* has no musical merit" comments are the usual refrain of bigots. Also, too much emphasis is placed on the lyrics; music should move you at a subconcious level. - RevAl

There are SSSOOOOOO many examples of brilliant songs across ALL genres with completely nonsensical/irrelevant/childishly-simple lyrics, that I can't believe this was even dragged in again. - DarceysDad

AGE, GENDER

Because it's a load of old macho, cock waving, meaningless sub teenage pathetic cobblers, by any chance? I grew out of 'metal' in my 20's. It was nice as a teenager to have an outlet for all my anger and angst. Frankly it could have been The Smiths and now I wish it was. At least that had some wit instead of sheer stupid, directionless male anger. In fact I know what got me out of it, the rave scene. Thank god. 'Metal' is the beast that refuses to die, mainly because some middle American male cock wavers can't accept a female side to their psyche. - mancmike

Aaah, mancmike, you pretty much nail it. I never understood how any one over 16 would bother with the lyrical drivel, "music" that can best be be described as athletic, wrapped up in a "look-ma-how-ugly-I-can-be" pseudo-rebel stance. It's no wonder the whole scene, musicians and sudience, is so male-centric; it all becomes a larf when one discovers...er, gurls. - crawk

@ mancmike - Oh dear. Telling people to "grow up" out of metal, like you did . . . into rave?!?!?!?! - DarceysDad

Metal is listened to by teenagers and the early 20s. You tend to grow out of it by 25. - leftboy

Another reason why it rarely attracts acclaim is the fact that the vast majority of its proponents are people you'd struggle to take seriously on any matter. Few women seem to like metal. Indeed, few women appear to like men who like metal. All the metalheadz I've known, apart from being able to master the three chords necessary to produce any metal "tune", were identifiable by: i) being a physics or chemistry student, ii) never having a girlfriend, ever. And iii) Self medicating with alcohol to mitigate poor social skills. - succulenttruculence

as a man into metal who's neither a teenager, a chemistry student, without a girlfriend, long-haired, tattooed, pierced or unwashed, i find a lot of comments about what metal is and who should like it to be a bit childish to be honest, and clearly opinion rather than fact. get yourself to any metal club and not only are they safe but also full of women who can't get enough of the stuff. - cannibaldave

I am a 26-year old female in a full-time, 'serious' job, and I am currently listening to a German funeral doom concept album (The Call of the Wretched Sea by Ahab). I am not wearing a single item of black clothing apart from my work shoes. Metal gets me through the day and I only wish I'd found it earlier. Still, better late than never. - jonana

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31.12.07

Metal Mixtape: Best of 2007

I probably heard over 10,000 songs this year. These 11 kept me returning to them. As I age, I find myself gravitating towards song over sound, at least when making year-end lists and other notations for posterity. Sounds come and go, but songs stay. Anyway, sound in metal has become basically moot. It's hard to imagine sounds faster than Agoraphobic Nosebleed, slower than Khanate, or blurrier than the Crucial Blast roster. Anyone can dial up amp settings, but few have the focus and je ne sais quoi necessary for lasting songwriting. Sequenced and volume normalized for your enjoyment -

Invisible Oranges Best of 2007 [92.3MB .zip]

1. Modern Life Is War - Big City Dream
2. Inked in Blood - Altars
3. Dark Tranquillity - The Lesser Faith
4. Ignitor - March to the Guillotine
5. 3 Inches of Blood - Night Marauders
6. Hacride - Fate
7. Aeon - You Pray to Nothing
8. Watain - Sworn to the Dark
9. Neurosis - Water Is Not Enough
10. Nahemah - Phoenix
11. Long Distance Calling - The Very Last Day

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27.12.07

Year-End Thoughts - 2007

These were the releases of 2007 I enjoyed most. "Importance" did not factor into this list.

10. Obscurus Advocam - Verbia Daemonicus
9. The Red Chord - Prey for Eyes
8. Hacride - Amoeba
7. Antigama - Resonance
6. Nahemah - The Second Philosophy
5. Ignitor - Road of Bones
4. Watain - Sworn to the Dark
3. Modern Life Is War - Midnight in America
2. Neurosis - Given to the Rising
1. 3 Inches of Blood - Fire Up the Blades

Best of the rest, alphabetically

Aeon - Rise to Dominate
Dark Tranquillity - Fiction
Deathspell Omega - Fas - Ite, Maledicti, in Ignem Aeternum
High on Fire - Death Is This Communion
Impaled - The Last Gasp
Inked in Blood - Sometimes We Are Beautiful
Long Distance Calling - Satellite Bay
Prong - Power of the Damager
Sanctity - Road to Bloodshed
Xasthur - Defective Epitaph

Most improved

The Absence
Demiricous
Inked in Blood

Biggest disappointments

Jesu - Conqueror
Jesu - Lifeline EP
Machine Head - The Blackening

Label of the year

Profound Lore

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18.12.07

Top 10 Metal Holiday Gifts 2007

I don't support the mass consumerist farce that is holiday gift-giving. But if you absolutely must part with your money, you might as well support metal. Some of the better merch I've seen isn't available any more, like Nunslaughter slipmats and Cannibal Corpse's red thong for The Bleeding. But you can slap a metal logo on basically anything - e.g., Metallica-branded auto floor mats, window shades, mouse pads, bar stools, and light switch covers. Ugh. And it utterly depresses me that Job for a Cowboy has a back patch. If you have a metalhead loved one, consider these not-so-necro stocking stuffers.


Judas Priest skate deck

One of the best album covers ever writ large. If I ever get rich, I'm going to mount this fucker on the wall in my house, and my significant other will just have to deal. Available here.


Ozzy Osbourne holy water

Sharon truly has no shame. At $9.95 a pop, you don't have to go to Ozzfest to get overpriced drinking water. Available here.


Iron Maiden glowsticks

Coming soon - Iron Maiden pacifiers and fat pants. Available here.


George Lynch sculpture

I never got the whole rock action figure thing. Unlike GI Joes or He-Man figures, there's usually no real "action" available. Like, great, now I have a 3-D diorama of the Master of Puppets cover sitting on my table. But Knucklebonz has some admittedly nifty sculptures of rock gods, including AC/DC, Rob Halford, and Zakk Wylde (whose sculpture looks like the friggin' Wolf Man). They have an awesome one of Keith Emerson (?!) looking like an astronaut standing at a ridiculously huge analog synth. My favorite, though, is the one of George Lynch...because it's George Lynch. Available here.


Kings of Black Metal
2008 calendar

OK, something that's actually useful. Why aren't there more (non-mallcore) metal calendars??? Heretic Designs has put together a black metal calendar for 2008 featuring photos of Taake, Carpathian Forest, 1349, Immortal, Gorgoroth, Marduk, Mayhem, and more. Check out Heretic's site for more sample photos. Available here.


Metal Babies clothing

This has gotten press before, but it deserves further mention, as people won't stop having babies. If you must breed, at least outfit the little guy/gal in style. Metal Babies has tons of great toddler tees and onesies, including "The Art of Crying" and "For Those About to Walk." My favorite is Dio's "Unholy Diaper." Available here.


AB/CD baby tee

In the same vein as Metal Babies, for your little "Problem Child." Throw the goat, stay warm, and promote literacy! Available here.


Confessor soap

Many thanks to Ian Christe at Bang! Bang! for first posting on this. Homemade soap from Confessor, comes in "Somber Spice" flavor for guys and "Lonesome Lavender" (pictured here) for girls. As one of Christe's commenters said, "No life 'til lather." Available here.


Slayer scented candles

In the same smelly vein. Kind of romantic, I guess. Ominously, the shop doesn't specify what the scent is. Available here.


Six Feet Under bobble head

I don't know what possessed Metal Blade to make a bobble head figure for Six Feet Under's Chris Barnes. Many other Metal Blade candidates come to mind first - King Diamond, Amon Amarth's Johan Hegg, The Red Chord's Guy Kozowyk, Hate Eternal's Erik Rutan, Cannibal Corpse's George "Corpsegrinder" Fisher (the latter two especially because of their headbanging prowess). But I'm all for it. Six Feet Under is one of those undefendable bands that I'll always defend (note to self: make Top 10 list of such). Available here.

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6.12.07

Megadeth - Foreclosure of a Dream

The current subprime mortgage financial crisis brings to mind Megadeth's "Foreclosure of a Dream" - not that there are other metal songs about foreclosures. For those outside the US, a foreclosure is the repossession or sale of property by a bank when the property owner can't make the mortgage payments. For various reasons (higher interest rates, housing market downturn, predatory lending, unwise borrowing, etc.), foreclosures are soaring in the US. In turn, this is causing turmoil among mortgage lenders and their investors.

Megadeth - Foreclosure of a Dream

This carries echoes of the American farm crisis in the early to mid-'80s. Farmers who had borrowed at artificially low interest rates in the '70s faced higher interest rates, decreased exports due to domestic subsidies, and declining land values. Under President Reagan, farm foreclosures soared (650,000 between 1981 and 1987), with insurance companies and corporate agribusiness buying up much of this land. Members of Megadeth bassist Dave Ellefson's family in Minnesota were victims of such foreclosures.

Hence, "Foreclosure of a Dream," one of Megadeth's more nuanced (and easy to play!) songs. You can see the lyrics here. Lines like "Barren lands that once filled a need / Are worthless now, dead without a deed" specifically apply to farms, but otherwise the song has universal relevance. "More borrowed money, more borrowed time" could apply to the '80s savings and loan crisis, as well as the collapse of President George H.W. Bush's infamous "Read my lips" promise, a soundbite in the song. The video is straightforward and effective, depicting a foreclosure auction. Dave Mustaine's end-of-song melisma is perhaps the finest singing he's ever done.

I don't know how it is in other countries, but owning property is very much an American "dream." As this song shows, the dream can become a nightmare.

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26.10.07

Dethklok giveaway, tour details

Dethklok schwag

OK, another corporate giveaway. This is for friggin' Dethklok, though, so it's worth it. One winner gets: (1) Metalocalypse Season 1 DVD (20 episodes on 2 discs), (2) Dethklok Dethalbum CD, (3) Guitar Hero t-shirt, (4) Adult Swim t-shirt, (5) Adult Swim notebook, (6) Adult Swim postcards, and (7) Metalocalypse buttons. I have the Season 1 DVD, and it is awesome. You want it. My review of The Dethalbum is here. The video for "Bloodrocuted" is here. Metal Injection's audio interview with the band is here.

Rules: (1) Giveaway is only open to US residents. (2) Email invisibleoranges at gmail dot com by midnight EST, Friday, Nov. 2 with (3) the subject header "Give me schwag or give me Deth" and (4) your name, address, and t-shirt size. I will not share your info with anyone else. I will randomly pick a winner. Simple as that.

Dethklok: Gibson endorsees

Dethklok are coming to life and touring. My first thought was that it would be some Gorillaz-type thing, where they'd show the cartoon with music playing in back. But, no, Dethklok are touring as an actual human band. What a weird one, too - Dethklok co-creator/voice actor/guitarist/singer Brendon Small, guitarist Mike Kenneally and bassist Bryan Beller (both of Zappa/Steve Vai repute), and the mighty Gene Hoglan. They're touring with ...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead, an extremely strange pairing. Three of the shows, at UNM Albuquerque, UC Berkeley, and UC Boulder, are free!

Dethklok, ...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead tour

10/29/07: University of New Mexico, Albuquerque, N.M. *
10/31/07: University of Nevada, Las Vegas, Nev. ^
11/01/07: University of California, Los Angeles, Calif. ^
11/02/07: University of California, Berkeley, Calif. *
11/05/07: Colorado State University, Fort Collins, Colo. #
11/07/07: University of Minnesota, Minneapolis, Minn. #
11/08/07: University of South Dakota, Vermillion, S.D. #
11/11/07: University of Colorado, Boulder, Colo. *
11/13/07: Southern Illinois University, Carbondale, Ill. #
11/14/07: University of Wisconsin, Madison, Wis. #
11/17/07: University of Kansas, Lawrence, Kan. ^
11/18/07: Northwestern University, Chicago, Ill. #

* Free concert. Open to students and non-students. No tickets.
^ Students only. No advance tickets. Show ID for entrance.
# Students only. Contact box office for ticket information.

Ticket info is here.

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22.10.07

RIP Paul Raven

Paul Raven
16.01.61 - 20.10.07

Paul Raven provided the low end for literally years of my life. His discography is mammoth - Killing Joke in their prime, the short but sweet Murder, Inc. (I probably heard him somewhere in Pigface's muck as well), Prong's Cleansing and Rude Awakening (he and Ted Parsons were such a mighty rhythm section that they also briefly anchored Godflesh), the last two Killing Joke records, the last two Ministry albums. At the time of his death, he was working with Treponem Pal (remember them?) and a new project, Mob Research.

Prong - Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck

The intro to Prong's "Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck" crosses my mind almost every day. I kid you not. If one could be addicted to a sound, I am, to this. The economy of Raven's bass in lockstep with Parsons' kick-snare tattoo - it's brutal. After probably thousands of iterations of these seconds in my brain, I'd recently thought of posting on this song. I'm sad it had to come this way.

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18.10.07

Alex Ross - Bring the Noise

NY critic, musician

Tonight I went to a roundtable discussion involving John Rockwell, former New York Times music critic; Alex Ross, current New Yorker classical music critic; and Linda Ronstadt, who needs no introduction. The mean age of the audience was at least 40. It was like "Inside the Actors Studio," but for music, and marginally less patronizing.

All three commentators were enlightening, but I went to see Ross. Recently, he's become my main writing influence. Most of my work in the past two months is an obvious and pale shadow of his. His clarity, economy, and insight will always be touchstones for me.

Public Enemy - Bring the Noise
Public Enemy - Bring the Noise (w/ Anthrax)

Yesterday, Ross' new book, The Rest Is Noise: Listening to the Twentieth Century, came out. I bought a copy and did the "fanboy queueing for an autograph" thing. Actually, I was the queue, as everyone else lined up for Ronstadt. There's nothing like droves of elderly people earnestly and slowly buying Linda Ronstadt CD's.

Astoundingly, and unprovoked, Ross signed my book with "Bring the noise!" During the whole discussion, I had been struck by how much Ross resembled Anthrax' Scott Ian (and, to a lesser extent, another Ian, MacKaye of Fugazi). Hence, the above sounds.

Two Ross must-reads: (1) his column this week on classical music and the Internet. It has a fascinating discussion of the Naxos label and its MP3 shop, which ties into my recent digital distribution rant; (2) this wonderful column exploring what "classical" means. I found many (unintended) parallels between classical music and heavy metal, and our experiences writing about our respective genres:

The music attracts the reticent fraction of the population. It is an art of grand gestures and vast dimensions that plays to mobs of the quiet and the shy.

If you know enough metalheads, this rings resoundingly true.

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2.10.07

Rick Rubin, Radiohead, and the record industry

Rick Rubin: record industry savior?

The record industry has been foundering for a while, but two recent news bits forecast further storms ahead. The first is Columbia's hiring of Rick Rubin (this New York Times article is long but extremely, extremely interesting). Of course, he's an ace producer, but hiring a co-chairman who insists on "never wearing a suit, never traveling, never going to an office" would normally be corporate suici